How Do You Top A Taylor Swift Wedding?
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Video Recorded at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland
Animation by Luke Stone
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Video Recorded at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland
Animation by Luke Stone
@JoshJohnsonComedy
Planning my 2027 tour Friends. Drop your city 👇
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@rayah_v_dc
The Polly and Steven story triggered a memory about a 3rd date I had where the guy introduced me to his parents and announced that we were moving in together. I was so shocked, stood up from the dinner table, told his parents that it was lovely to meet them, turned to guy and said “ please don’t call me ever again” and ran out of the restaurant. Poor Polly…
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@Curly_479
So my grandmother had a black cat named Charlie. Charlie unfortunately died while outside one day, 3 weeks later a black kitten appeared at our door, while I was at school,as a stray and my Germanic Lutheran Grandmother immediately claimed reincarnation and named the kitten Charlie. She never acknowledged that a Charlie 2.0 was a different cat.
Charlie 2.0 outlived my grandmother and became my mom’s cat. Charlie 2.0 got feline HIV and died last year. My dad then found a black cat needing to be rehomed on face book, whose name was Charlie. And my dad brings homes Charlie 3.0 without telling anyone his plans, and my mom just goes with it as if all 3 cats are one and the same.
My family vet is very confused.and yes I hate when that happens lol.
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@nanjimarina
22:40
You'd be shocked at the things women endure just not to be perceived as rude or unpleasant 😥
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@Helenahandbasket1971
My brother accidentally killed my niece's goldfish that she won at the church carnival. He ran to the fish store and got her a new one. Why did she say, "Abercrombie isn't acting like himself lately"? It was a freaking feeder fish, they don't have personalities!! They're good for other fish!! My brother told her that goldfish have a really short memory, so he forgot how to act like himself. My sister-in-law and I ran out of the room so fast we ran into each other AND a couple of walls trying to get to the door before we started laughing. Thankfully she was 6 and bought it 😂😂.
Oh and my nephew (he's a year older than I am) and I talked her into naming the fish Abercrombie, because we liked the way she pronounced it. We were 13 and 14.
Edit: Ok, according to Google, feeder guppies totally have personalities! RIP Abercrombie 1.0, I'm sorry I doubted you 😢
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@chrisarnold9732
I'm an audio engineer who works at most of the resorts on the Big Island of Hawaii and I've worked at many exclusive weddings for the famous and ultra rich. None of them were ever crashed by paparazzi and many of them weren't even known about by the public until long after they were over.
The narrative that they booked MSG so they could have privacy is patently INSANE on face value. If you were to make a list of the top 25,000 locations on earth for a private wedding, a stadium in the middle of downtown New York city wouldn't even be at the bottom of that list, let alone the top. Lmao
Doing something like this as an obvious flex and then claiming that it was done because you're actually a victim is just unhinged behavior. Her fans really will believe whatever slop she feeds them.
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@aajkalsaoirse
“im not gonna do anything but maybe god…” has become my catchphrase lately
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@tj-intercharismaticdwyer6569
He's not j-lo, he's J-jo
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@catrice1296
26:50 i mean i feel like she was at least a little justified. Like thats hella scary.
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@fugithegreat
6:20 I'd be much more excited to run into Josh than JLo
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@MachellMoosey
My husband had gone hunting and got a buffalo. While we were stocking the freezer he said," I got you a buffalo. Will you marry me?. We were in our late 40s both had crap first marriages. I had a grown son and a daughter ready to graduate high school. I actually laughed and sàid "of course". He passed in october a month after our anniversary and a week after his 66 birthday. I still smile wĥn I renember I got you a buffalo.
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@fredt1983
Elon's baby momma's weren't exactly shy about saying "He stalked me online cause he thought I was hot and offered to give me boat loads of cash and take care of everything"
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@alope27279
Planning their wedding on a second date without EVEN TELLING THE “BRIDE” IS PSYCHOTIC BEHAVIOR. There was NO PROPOSAL lol like wth?????
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@geofflau4215
I'm just gonna note that Tom Holland and Zendaya had a completely private wedding.
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@markcarey67
The grey hoodie of truth.
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@Thistlesmoke
The casual "she did push him out the window" absolutely laid me out
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@hadassahm3016
Feeling nauseous and down, Tuesdays are my chemo days, thank you Josh for the distraction <3
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@Chaosqueenngami
3:14 No mystery to it. He pays women large sums of money to be artificially inseminated with his sperm. When you’re a billionaire you don’t have to have looks or a personality. You just pay people to do what you want.
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@katkatattack
Nothing on earth could've prepared me for those second date stories 😂😂😂
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@CottonCandyShark
27:08 im so proud of her because i was genuinely afraid for her life. If you have someone that disconnected with reality or just controlling/desperate, who's getting angry when you say no, your safety becomes the #1 priority.
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