Looksmaxxing Is Making Men Miserable

Josh Johnson

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Video Recorded at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, NC
Animation by Luke Stone

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  1. @JoshJohnsonComedy

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    626 likes

  2. @tinyrobot8165

    OF COURSE looksmaxxing is making men miserable. It’s been making women miserable for thousands of years. Literal insanity.

    6.6K likes

  3. @thetux459

    As a gay man, lookmaxxing feels like the concept of being "metrosexual" crawled out from it's grave mutated and hungering for brains.

    2.8K likes

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    10K likes

  5. @VocalFox

    A guy can be the most conventionally attractive 10 out there in appearance, but as soon as something misogynistic, bigoted, or willfully ignorant comes out of his mouth, he immediately falls to a zero.

    879 likes

  6. @IvoryShieldsOfficial

    After my mom got her cataract surgery, she said “how come yall didn’t tell me this house was this dirty”😂😂😂😂

    2.3K likes

  7. @10Neon

    I've been wearing jeans and a grey hoodie for a year now and only now realize I've been Joshmaxxing

    6.1K likes

  8. @AntifaVeganBoi

    The crazy thing about the beauty standards imposed on women that are now getting imposed on men is that they're both entirely for the male gaze

    1.4K likes

  9. @BeaLeaving

    Buying shit because you feel inadequate? This is one of the basics of modern capitalism.

    152 likes

  10. @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556

    SO HAPPY Josh pointed out that we have been doing this to women forever… AND we should be doing it to NO ONE.
    I thought the same thing when I saw clavicular on 60 minutes Australia interview.

    1.6K likes

  11. @YoursTrulyandUnruly

    The most remarkable part is that Clavicular (one of the looksmaxxing gurus) is on record saying that he thinks friendships and relationships are a waste of time with no return on investment. So the point isn’t even necessarily about connecting with people or landing relationships with women, it’s just a terrible coping mechanism for not liking yourself. They have figured out how to extend the awkward adolescent experience for the rest of their lives without ever growing enough to determine what actually matters.

    2.8K likes

  12. @restinte

    currently cry-laughing at the mental image of him punching a fish then immediately throwing up

    547 likes

  13. @ingtapoot

    My sister married a guy that's almost a foot shorter than her, and they are still the happiest couple 7 years later. They're still best friends and he treats her like a queen. There will be people who care about you, and the ones that are interested won't worry about height.

    105 likes

  14. @Textilenerd123

    The tragedy of the full Velma is that it happens the most to people who can see the least. The worse your vision is, the thicker your lenses are, the thicker your lenses are, the heavier they get, the heavier they are, the easier they fall, the worse your vision is, the longer you Velma. A vicious cycle. 😣

    1.5K likes

  15. @benmason6867

    He is fully wrong, the worst thing about glasses is looking for them for 30 minutes to realize that you were wearing them.

    2.7K likes

  16. @doyoulikedinosaurs

    "he's ugly and he cheats" 100% accurate description of jay z

    1.2K likes

  17. @mastawoo2

    I saw someone say, "Everything I know about Clavicular I learned against my will."

    526 likes

  18. @jojoadeyemi8239

    Chasing "beauty" standards makes men as miserable as its been making women? You dont say...

    1.4K likes

  19. @sipoway

    Looksmaxxing is basically taking a thing which makes most women unhappy and depressed applying it to men and expecting different results...That's hilariously stupid.

    1K likes

  20. @Metrosoda

    I'm not conventionally attractive. I'm not 6' tall. I'm not particularly fit. My partner initially became interested in me because she noticed I painted my nails. The real world is funny like that.

    643 likes