Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka - JonTron
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Richard McMiller - Skullboy #1
Joseph Hernandez - Hobo/Skullboy #2
Kate McGarrigle - Skullgirl
Crew:
Jon Jafari - Director/Writer/Lead Editor
Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer
Mike Shayne - Gaffer
Andrew Reynoso - Editor
Melanie Licata - Make-Up Artist/Special Effects
Lynell Vinuya - Production Designer
Charlotte Claw - Production Assistant
Trevor Lazinksi - Art PA
Mike Butler - Art PA
Kevin Zobronso - Literally Epic Guy
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"Weight In Diamonds" Animation Infographic by Lewis "FaKanza" Bown (https://www.twitter.com/FaKanza)
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Intro Animation by Studio Yotta
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Intro Music by ToxicxEternity (https://www.youtube.com/user/ToxicxEternity)
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Richard McMiller - Skullboy #1
Joseph Hernandez - Hobo/Skullboy #2
Kate McGarrigle - Skullgirl
Crew:
Jon Jafari - Director/Writer/Lead Editor
Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer
Mike Shayne - Gaffer
Andrew Reynoso - Editor
Melanie Licata - Make-Up Artist/Special Effects
Lynell Vinuya - Production Designer
Charlotte Claw - Production Assistant
Trevor Lazinksi - Art PA
Mike Butler - Art PA
Kevin Zobronso - Literally Epic Guy
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"Weight In Diamonds" Animation Infographic by Lewis "FaKanza" Bown (https://www.twitter.com/FaKanza)
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Intro Animation by Studio Yotta
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Intro Music by ToxicxEternity (https://www.youtube.com/user/ToxicxEternity)
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JonTron Logo by Eileen Delgado (http://www.uber-unicorn.com/)
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This video is sponsored by Honey
@ankhi3585
All he had to say was: "This is vodka and it comes in a cool bottle. Drink the vodka and keep the bottle for LARPing or Halloween. I'm Dan Aykroyd."
6.1K likes
@ombrenightcores
I honestly thought Dan was about to say “Ever since I was a child, I loved vodka,”
17K likes
@Makima-l6d
I just love how Dan goes from ''Hi, my name is Dan Aykroyd'' to ''My vodka has connections to ghosts and aliens'' within the first 20 seconds.
7.2K likes
@vellumni
20:41 "that one did not age so quite well"
114 likes
@mguy9676
You know, no matter how odd Dan is, you gotta give him credit: At least he ain't scamming people with snake-oil like a certain someone we know.
6K likes
@Duskets
Dan Aykroid is me bullshitting my way through an essay while trying to hit the word count.
6.7K likes
@bransbites6675
A year after learning that Danny DeVito has a liquor product and I still have no clue why it wasn’t called Danny DeVodka
5.8K likes
@MooseGuy101
Visualising Dan Akroyd wandering around the ghostbusters set thinking it’s all real and constantly offering everyone vodka brings me joy
3.4K likes
@ClayChapman0
Fun fact: Diamond filtering is just a fancy way of saying they used a carbon filter. You can buy bottom shelf vodka that is "filtered by diamonds"
7.9K likes
@imanidiot8347
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Newfoundland has a town called “Dildo” and another one near it called “Spread Eagle”
2.7K likes
@emrevolkwein8910
*Crystal head vodka would like to geolocate you*
318 likes
@cptkilgore
That "Ghost of Late Night Television" joke aged perfectly.
507 likes
@Xolv7266
“Somewhere between antiseptic and poison”
Technically, it’s both.
7.3K likes
@erased2673
“Vodka is the path to enlightenment” Well damn my mom should be enlightened by now
6.2K likes
@pand47_
"This is an accurate glass rendering of a human skull."
Immediately after Dan says this my video buffers, which left me utterly defenseless against his glare.
7.9K likes
@lucky07126
"Don't you bring the Navaho into this!!" is one of my favorite lines of all time.
1K likes
@supesmin446
Aparently Dan made a sequel to Crystal Head Vodka called “Crystal Head Aurora” and this time it’s FIVE times distilled, filtered 7 times. Truly this man cannot be stopped
4.9K likes
@verdethestarwarrior1088
“No one can explain it, but they can taste a difference.”
It’s called the Placebo Effect
6.6K likes
@CocoBreadKon
“What is this, two guys from Minecraft f*cking?”
- Jontron, 2019
2.9K likes
@techi9818
Those are Herkimer diamonds… they’re quartz crystals. They are chemically identical to the glass bottle you buy the vodka in.
1K likes