Christian Moms Be Like
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"Deviled eggs?! Not in my house!" John Crist is every Christian Mom.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit http://www.johncristcomedy.com
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John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit http://www.johncristcomedy.com
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@nay8836
"You don't need luck, you need Jesus" Anybody else heard their Mom say that?
1.4K likes
@danijohopkins
"We pray a hedge of protection"
I. CANT.
THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD.
2.5K likes
@atleynater
as someone with a christian mom,, you forgot the “live laugh love” signs and crosses on the walls.
835 likes
@anubis_nico
"Practice makes progress because only Jesus is perfect" -My mom all the time
493 likes
@erossssss14
You forgot “mom I can’t sleep”
Mom: why don’t you pray
488 likes
@pokaay3163
Me: haha hey mom look at this
Mom: visible disapproval
1.3K likes
@captainnmarv3l
"Now give him a hug and tell him your favorite bible verse" 😂😂😂
283 likes
@gusmay6520
“Give him a hug and tell him your favorite Bible verse”🤣🤣🤣
62 likes
@ruthderosier2548
me: "i hate this"
my mom: "you don't need to hate anything but the Devil"
3.4K likes
@citpyrc6667
You forgot
“School is boring”
Mom: That’s the devil in your head
5.5K likes
@carniiii_
You forgot when they play Christan music on your Bluetooth speakers 24/7
1.2K likes
@sarahbuckhouse6946
My mom called them angel eggs instead of deviled eggs. Didn’t find out they were deviled eggs until I was in college and was very embarrassed when I got corrected🤦♀️
1.3K likes
@hopefields9907
My moms WiFi password growing up was JESUSSEESYOU
3.5K likes
@alondrasanchez7192
Most relatable: “Well no, it’s not a sin but IS IT WISE?” 🤣🤣🤣
900 likes
@Emma-kw5qv
"When was the last time you read the Bible?"
Or
"Did you pray before you ate that?"
550 likes
@ellaconsole8491
Me: watches a PG movie
Movie: says butt
My Mom: what's the rating on that? I don't like the language they're using.
751 likes
@alex-wn1dt
My mom:
“Would you say that if god was here?”
6.2K likes
@kamiiarchuletaa
You forgot about having Pureflix instead of Netflix
549 likes
@thespacenoodle9786
"no, it's not a sin but is it wise?" Put that on my grave
5.9K likes
@SarahLandry577
"Lettuce pray" - dead 😂
50 likes