The police officer at your front door is never a stripper when you need them to be.
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@JamieMckaye
"What do you mean you DON'T have air conditioning?"
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@paullasseter4977
First world problem: My Wifi is too strong that I literally have to be atleast half a mile away from my house fro my phone to switch to LTE.
76 likes
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@tomelner
First world problems:
- my Amazon package was delayed because of covid, I pay for prime FFS
- run out of films to watch on Netflix
- Hot tub chemicals are sold out, how am I supposed to relax now?
- With all the hot weather and rain in the UK at the moment I'm having to mow my lawn at least once a week
98 likes
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@bicanoo_magic
"Am I the only one that couldn't get their eyes above the 'tree line'?"
186 likes
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@tristanhipps604
Why am I more offended for other groups then they are? i mean like clearly its my privilege
24 likes
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@steeevealbright
I too think we deserve something stronger than coffee but less than cocaine.
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@stegolewis
This is the kind of stuff I would rather see on tv than late night talk shows. Well done- ps totally didn’t realize she was in The Rocker until like 2 weeks ago when I watched it again.
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@liamcolotti6824
Lmfao I love this! I have a new first world problem: “People tell me I’m violent if I don’t speak on racial injustice but when I give my opinion they tell me my opinion doesn’t matter because of my skin color.”
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@TheArtisticBiker
I bought snacks for myself because I have to work from home but they won't let the kids go back to school and so the kids keep eating MY snacks! The government owes me snacks!
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@KweenKimberly
This is MAJOR!!! Let this be a series please!!!
MY PROBLEM: I can’t stop shopping online cuz I have nothing better to do than smoke a bunch of weed, take Ambien & then nap all day. And now I have like 15 new outfits & shoes that I can’t wear anywhere 😭😭😭
14 likes
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@Stormy177
Short but sweet! Hopefully this can become a mini-series...
155 likes
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@jeremyreis66
When I wear my diamond studed earrings it sometimes scratches my i-phone screen.... help!
59 likes
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@garrettobrien9740
“Someone freaking parked in my Un-assigned parking spot at my apartment”.
33 likes
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@missdemeanour6981
If ever you wanted self absorbed Karens put in their place by a hot girl... Nicole is the one 👑👑😎
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@jaytrock3217
You put the Hot in Hotline. Solving the world's problems one Martini at a time.
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@kiradonofero1416
First world problem: I’ve been doing a lot of online shopping cus the mall is closed but How am I supposed to show off all my cute new outfits when everything is closed? said in valley girl voice 💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
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@bigwrig0485
Um. There's a bandage that says flesh color but doesn't match my exact skin color. Send help
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@Crockett84
First world problem: people are complaining that Simone biles who is on the cover of Vogue wasn't photographed by a black person.
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@erickamorgan4564
You should of had her holding a self stir martini glass. LOL
@continuetothrive
The police officer at your front door is never a stripper when you need them to be.
276 likes
@JamieMckaye
"What do you mean you DON'T have air conditioning?"
28 likes
@paullasseter4977
First world problem: My Wifi is too strong that I literally have to be atleast half a mile away from my house fro my phone to switch to LTE.
76 likes
@tomelner
First world problems:
- my Amazon package was delayed because of covid, I pay for prime FFS
- run out of films to watch on Netflix
- Hot tub chemicals are sold out, how am I supposed to relax now?
- With all the hot weather and rain in the UK at the moment I'm having to mow my lawn at least once a week
98 likes
@bicanoo_magic
"Am I the only one that couldn't get their eyes above the 'tree line'?"
186 likes
@tristanhipps604
Why am I more offended for other groups then they are? i mean like clearly its my privilege
24 likes
@steeevealbright
I too think we deserve something stronger than coffee but less than cocaine.
180 likes
@stegolewis
This is the kind of stuff I would rather see on tv than late night talk shows. Well done- ps totally didn’t realize she was in The Rocker until like 2 weeks ago when I watched it again.
69 likes
@liamcolotti6824
Lmfao I love this! I have a new first world problem: “People tell me I’m violent if I don’t speak on racial injustice but when I give my opinion they tell me my opinion doesn’t matter because of my skin color.”
135 likes
@TheArtisticBiker
I bought snacks for myself because I have to work from home but they won't let the kids go back to school and so the kids keep eating MY snacks! The government owes me snacks!
6 likes
@KweenKimberly
This is MAJOR!!! Let this be a series please!!!
MY PROBLEM: I can’t stop shopping online cuz I have nothing better to do than smoke a bunch of weed, take Ambien & then nap all day. And now I have like 15 new outfits & shoes that I can’t wear anywhere 😭😭😭
14 likes
@Stormy177
Short but sweet! Hopefully this can become a mini-series...
155 likes
@jeremyreis66
When I wear my diamond studed earrings it sometimes scratches my i-phone screen.... help!
59 likes
@garrettobrien9740
“Someone freaking parked in my Un-assigned parking spot at my apartment”.
33 likes
@missdemeanour6981
If ever you wanted self absorbed Karens put in their place by a hot girl... Nicole is the one 👑👑😎
222 likes
@jaytrock3217
You put the Hot in Hotline. Solving the world's problems one Martini at a time.
65 likes
@kiradonofero1416
First world problem: I’ve been doing a lot of online shopping cus the mall is closed but How am I supposed to show off all my cute new outfits when everything is closed? said in valley girl voice 💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
139 likes
@bigwrig0485
Um. There's a bandage that says flesh color but doesn't match my exact skin color. Send help
101 likes
@Crockett84
First world problem: people are complaining that Simone biles who is on the cover of Vogue wasn't photographed by a black person.
9 likes
@erickamorgan4564
You should of had her holding a self stir martini glass. LOL
7 likes